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glizzy goddess

a lady named sra. ovalle🤩😚🥰
all hail sra. ovalle, the glizzy goddess!
by weedy_nana🌿 November 22, 2020
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super epic goddess

Nothing but Emerald and Doreen. The most epic-est goddess-like people you'll ever meet in your life. BOW DOWN NOW... OR LIVE IN FEAR... FOREVAAAAA :D
Emerald and Doreen is the most super epic goddess you'll ever meet... so BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AND GORGEOUS.
by AznBeauty97 October 26, 2010
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GODDESS OF RAP

The Goddess of Rap is Nicki Minaj AKA Onika Maraj. The most impactful and successful female rapper of our time!
by empressofknowing December 12, 2020
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Goddess

1. Any sort of god, deity, or anything that is worshipped and female
by Happy Birthday Mama August 13, 2019
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Goddessing

Any activity that involves self care and community
This weekend I will be goddessing with my friends doing chakra dancing, facials, walks on the beach, smelling roses and drinking wine.
by Gold berry February 14, 2020
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GoddessRain

Did you see the elegance in her stride?!?!?! She is a TOTAL GoddessRain!
by Saerah March 3, 2005
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Wet Goddess

A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
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