Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Gluten Free Lee

A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.

Ah he's such a Gluten Free Lee, he won't even eat a chip.

by RW10 January 23, 2025

Glutenese

A phrase used to describe the diet of someone Gluten Free - eg a Coeliac

“Oh sorry I can’t eat that, I’m Glutenese”

“Can we please make sure there are Glutenese options next time?”

“We can’t invite Keeleigh over for dinner, she’s Glutenese”

by Keeloid June 14, 2025

Gluten sniffer

1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.

Girly 1: What are you eating over there?

Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?

Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.

by Sman June 23, 2025

Glutionositackafixative

A word that means sticky or attachable to certain items.

Sentence (Urban Dictionary style):
"Bro, don’t touch that slime! It’s totally glutionositackafixative—I’m still peeling my fingers apart from last time."

by Fightpotato1908 July 29, 2025

Gutter gluten hussy

Dirty whore /slut

That gutter gluten hussy can have him. He's a slut anyway .

by L Roberts May 28, 2017