lily and gish

a scottish rhyming slang term for needing the toilet.
i.e. pish rhymes with gish
ma maws got a dick

aww man am chokin oan a lily and gish, ma back teeth ur floatin here

by mamawsgot June 4, 2009

Count Grishnack

Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.

The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.

Why did Count Grishnack have to kill Euronymous?! WHY?!

by mylovedenied October 9, 2004

Guish

To disintegrate or rot showily either emotionally or mentally as the result of an extreme negative perpetuator, such as "ang" or "lang" or "exting".

She is guishing. She languished in her anguish until her anguish was extinguished.

by The Nocturne March 11, 2009

Blushing Geisha

When you are doing a Japanese girl from behind and accidently (or on purpose) end up darting the wrong hole. She turns around and in her coy, Japanese, blushing way says..."Ahh Soo" with a little giggle.

During my recent trip to Japan I got drunk and ended up in a karaoke bar. I took this amazing girl home but was too drunk to stay focused doing it doggy style and ended up with a blushing geisha.

by brochief1 January 7, 2010

geisha

Women's secret art of confidence and submission.

An idea or state of mind involving confidence style and extreme female swagger. Geisha involves the ability to submit men and lame girls with a single glance while remaining the classiest bitch in the room.
See: badassery

Laura: "Jen are you crying because you just saw your ex making out with another chick?"
Jen: "Yeah, I'm 'bout to pull that bitches weave out!"
Laura: "awwwww hell naaaaaw!, you know thats not how we roll, where's your f-ing geisha??!!"

by PrettyAntiTheory March 14, 2012

Gishy

Adjective describing an object with properties that can be attributed to "gish".

That is so gishy.

He's one Hell of a gishy boy.

by Shanennaess Thorosenne Gml May 9, 2009

Grish Uder

Relating to counter strike sorce, it is the term often said when you and your team, all buy the Para m249. and simply wipe the floor.
It is in the defense of the poor little derogotry, the cute irish dog,

<Player> killed <Player2> with M249
<Player3> killed <Player4> with M249
<Player5> killed <Playe6> with M249
<Player7> killed <Player8> with M249

All Ct's / T's : GRISH UDER!!

by Anti ® November 24, 2006