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GERALD ELI

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022
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Tobias Gerald Zotter

Fucks no bitches ever in his leif lol
YOU ARE SUCH A TOBIAS GERALD ZOTTER YOU RETARD
by Lukas Prosch October 13, 2017
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geralds game

a book written by stephen king thats about a housewife living in the shadow of her husband gerald well for a period of time he has been in to dominating his wife and doing variaous s and m activites with her. Well one day he drove his wife {Jessie burlingame} up to there summer cabin where jessie decided she did not want to deal with this anymore she tried to get him to let her loose but the asshole was either planning to rape her or just thought that this was part of the game to so he ignored her and she kicked him in the balls and now he's dead and now she's hearing her old lesbain collge roomate ruth's voice inside her head telling her the only way she can get out of this alive is by submitting her self to {28} fucking hours alone in this empty house with her decaying husbane and a stray dog that comes and goes and to confront her childhood molestation by her dad and brother who {goosed} her. She does and escapes the summer house
why would any woman want to play geralds game
by mariah carey lover January 9, 2008
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Just Gerald

This is a cute and or handsome guy always there for you when committed and loves with all his heart. He's romantic too though he may find it hard to express his feelings.
Who's your new boyfriend?
Oh it's just Gerald😁😁 I'll never let him go
by ig@that_nigga_t.rap_n.igga October 10, 2020
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Gerald

The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.
Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.

Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.
by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019
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Gerald

A man spontaneous by nature, who delivers a fun time, and often a good pal. Who is also insanely intelligent and charmingly sexy. A gerald will normally catch you with his luscious hair first, then with eyes that guide you to peer into the deepest depths of desire, sometimes to a place you're uncertain as to whether or not you want to be there at all.
Kevin: Wow, I just saw the most captivating man I've seen. I could barely break away from his eyes!
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
by Pimpin Lincoln April 6, 2021
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Gerald

A Gigachad capitalist who plays women and cheats on his wife to shag a hot poor woman that kills herself with bleach
He just cheated on his wife and the woman he cheated with killed herself, what a Gerald.
by SUIIIII07 May 9, 2022
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