Gauge

(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.

Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."

Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"

by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019

Cheddar Gauge

Another word for the female genatalia.

(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)

Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.

Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.

by QuacksO July 16, 2021

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

In-gauge

The act of sticking ones penis into the earlobe of his female partner.

Hey bro, my chick told me to try something new last night, so I in-gauged her pretty hard!

by Snowflake89 September 25, 2013

Gauge

The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.

Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”

by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017