gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.

Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.

by QuacksO July 16, 2021

gauge herrera

A sexy man with a large penis.

I love Gauge Herrera's size!

by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017

Gauge

A complete stupid person. He blocks out anything that he hears and asks stupid questions later on. Also a class clown and tends to talk to his friends.

"Gauge, I got an A+ on the test!"
"What? You got an anus on the bed?"

by TheSpy June 15, 2016

Gauge

hot

gauge is hot
yes

by G00se_guy_m0nkey_bumm January 12, 2023

In-gauge

The act of sticking ones penis into the earlobe of his female partner.

Hey bro, my chick told me to try something new last night, so I in-gauged her pretty hard!

by Snowflake89 September 25, 2013

Gauge

The most handsome man in the world ...BEST IN SHOW. My best friend, my life is empty without you. I love you my sweet man and I'll never forget you...may I see you again one day.

Gauge is best on show.

by PocketsL7 April 10, 2025