magic the gathering

or more affectionatly known as "Tragic the saddening"
This is a card game where the players spend vast sums of money collecting a deck of "magic" cards. THey then proceed to withdraw from people and society turning into trolls who never see the light of day. They can often be seen playing magic the gathering together and will NEVER socialise with you again.

-Is Paul coming round today?
no he's playing magic the gathering.
-Tragic the Saddening more like....

by Jenny April 15, 2005

hunter gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory after that.

Need I say more about this deff?

by Chester January 11, 2005

munter gathering

being muntered and trying to gather friends having lost them
OR
gathering munters in order to expell them

closing time, time for a spot of munter gathering

by anton+jo+taylor+sarsy+hattie January 14, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

gathering

Typically a collection of 2 or more individual people. In many cases, one's name may be Kerri resulting in a somewhat youthful atmosphere.

Kerri plans on going to a gathering.

by taka January 8, 2005

Magic the Gathering

of virgins. $12/ 60 cards = you got jacked, preteen!

"Best Cardgame" isn't saying much, to the dismay of two hundred thousand boner-nursing thirteen-year-olds clutching sticky binders full of bits of paper.

by Tom the Thumb February 5, 2005

Terrace Gathering

When a G.O.P. or group of pals/people get together for the 'luls', on a Terrace.

The Bitches invited The Coach to a terrace Gathering, I can only imagine how big the smile on The Coach's face will be when he leaves.

by *The Coach* July 26, 2009