papa garcia

A rare almost extinct species that is said to have the biggest of dicks. Papa Garcia is usually seen pumping iron and attracting all the females. Papa Garcia stands at 6’3 210 pounds, but research shows he growing by the second. A Famous photographer was said to have seen Papa Garcia’s penis, this photographer states that the penis is 22 feet. Papa Garcia continues to vibe to this day

God damn look at Papa Garcia

by PizzaMan Ant December 10, 2019

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Absolute Gäri

A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.

Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri

by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020

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barboil garchaquan

A super insanely sexy and athletic baseball player. Girls faint when they see him. His batting stance intimidates the pitcher. After he blasts it either over the wall or up the pitchers ass he poops on every base as he runs by.

"Barboil Garchaquan hit it at the pitcher so his butt hole is now way bigger"

by TimThe55th October 4, 2021

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Wyatt Garcia

The kid that stole Zoey Dickerson's heart!

UGH I'm so frickin jealous

Me: Do you know who Zoey Dickerson likes?
My friend: I think it was Wyatt Garcia
Me: AHH FRICK!

by Ligma_balls273 April 29, 2022

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Jaelyn Garcia

A classmate that is a really funny girl, she draws faces on her erasers, and she tries her best. Jaelyn sometimes doesn't turn in her homework and sometimes fails her tests. Everyone likes her in the class, most of them.

Hey, have you heard of that new girl, Jaelyn Garcia? Yeah, she's a real nice person!

by {*Izzy*} May 12, 2023

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Garima

She is a girl of purity , hard working and a great achiever . Highly understanding and have patience , but do immature stuffs as fun but mentally she is very mature . Soft and sweet to everyone around her , but a door of hell if you try to mess with her. If she feels secure with you and starts trusting you , then you are the most luckiest person on earth because she has got trust issues and finds hard to share personal stuffs with others . She is an extremely beautiful and highly telented student , loveing and caring wife , protective girlfriend , brave mother , sexiest and understanding partner and a best friend that you would never want to loose . Extremely protective about her close ones and relationships.

Overall , she is everything is human can just think of . Just never try to loose her you'll regret it later.

Eg:- Someone to me : hey!!! Mention a mental therapist

Me : Garima !!!!

by Clay avapona November 22, 2021

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