The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as the best drink in existence. It was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, and is said that the effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
'Listen,' said Roosta urgently. 'You can kill a man, destroy his body, break his spirit, but only the effects of the Total Perspective Vortex can annihilate a man's soul! The tratment lasts seconds, but the effects last the rest of your life!'
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
'This is worse.'
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.
by Catricious June 19, 2011
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
by Da Who 1 - Acer July 11, 2003
A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.
by Whoaoeiaiowowiw November 26, 2020
A delightful young woman who engages in sex without multiple men without swallowing the semen keeping all the semen in her mouth.
My mother that manipulating cum gargling whore bucket went on vacation to Mexico to get gangbanged by a group of philipino circus midgets.
by oliver stiff November 13, 2010
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
The gargle-factory near the shopping mall is an eyesore. The quality of the alcohol they serve does not make up for that.
by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2011
I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!
I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.
He gave me the worst GJ last night!
I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.
He gave me the worst GJ last night!
by Squamies December 22, 2024