Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

ghetto applesauce

Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.

Shaquanda demaded we scoop some ghetto applesauce to get crunk as hell for the party.

by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015

Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.

Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce

by Taylor June March 23, 2022