grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

grease snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."

by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009

Grease Police

A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin

Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?

Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.

by shortyalert November 24, 2010

grease-master

alcohol shot.

1 part vodka 1 part bacon grease

Shots of grease-master, all around!

by realthow April 29, 2011

Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.

While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.

by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

Grease BB

When your asshole is so tight that even a greased up BB can't fit up your ass.

He missed the easy shot because he had a common case of Grease BB.
That guy had Grease BB on the pitching mound because he couldn't throw a strike.
I had Grease BB giving my speech in front of my class today.

by Bobowetneck November 5, 2013

Greased up like a banshee

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".

I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!

by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014