drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
My drunk gauge worked.
by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017
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Gauged

a word that a lovely girl named Masky thinks means gagged, when it really means flop.
didnt i gaug her kenzie? shes gauged.
by kenzieyy December 26, 2024
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Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
by EL0C June 01, 2013
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feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
by QuacksO July 17, 2021
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Angel Whisper Gauge

A very small or small -medium size lighter and shiny piercing with vibrating feel pending for 2025 and for nipples to male or female. Need to put on your bucket list with if your getting anything this is the one Prince Albert 2025 edition not the one through the man hole a Non - one through the hole ๐Ÿงฟand Jacobs ladder piercings edition for those considering having them done. The hottest thing ever !! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿซฆ
Angel Whisper Gauge
by Abundance Love January 13, 2025
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Angel Whisper Gauge

By 2025, the fashion and body modification industry will have unveiled a small to small-medium-sized, lightweight piercing designed for nipples, catering to both males and females. This piece, envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics with an innovative sensory experience. With advancements in microtechnology and materials science, this futuristic accessory will have revolutionized the jewelry market, offering not just a bold statement but also a unique personal experience. Embracing customization and tech-forward designs, professionals across industries may finally view jewelry as both artistic and interactive. Whisper Angel gauge - small jewelry in private area share my experience with getting my prince Albert and Jacobs ladder piercings for those considering having them done. ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘„
A Angel Whisper Gauge envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics Angel Whisper Jacob's Ladder is a collection of frenum piercings, each frenum being a rung of the ladder. non Prince Albert" male piercing refers to any genital piercing on a man that is not located directly through the urethra opening; this could include piercings like a frenulum piercing (the skin connecting the foreskin to the glans), a foreskin piercing, a coronal piercing (around the rim of the glans), or a scrotum piercing.

Key points about non-Prince Albert male piercings.

These piercings are situated on different parts of the penis or scrotum, avoiding the urethral opening where a Prince Albert piercing goes.

Types of piercings:
Frenulum piercing: Piercing through the small piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the glans.

Foreskin piercing: Piercing through the foreskin itself, often done in multiple locations.

Coronal piercing: Piercing around the rim of the glans.

Scrotum piercing: Piercing through the skin of the scrotum. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿชช๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฎ
by Abundance Love January 13, 2025
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Gauge <3

Gauge is the best, I swear, heโ€™s so sweet, heโ€™s such a gentleman, heโ€™s very mysterious but god is he amazing, heโ€™s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if youโ€™re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe
โ€œGod gauge <3 is so perfect to me, I wish he was mine..โ€
by Thatfroggoboii September 26, 2022
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