"I haven't had a shower for a week. I opened my underwear to discover a wretched stink and I had severe fungus cock."
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009
Get the fungus cockmug. That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.
"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010
Get the Facial Fungusmug. by JenniferUnlimited September 11, 2020
Get the BIG FAT FUNGUSmug. This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
Get the Foreskin Fungus Februarymug. 
by Bye❤️✌️😂 July 20, 2018
Get the Foot fungus (Nate)mug.