fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...

by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit

A word muttered when driving fast through a narrow space.

"And as dave put his car into 3rd gear around the bend turning into his driveway just missing the gateposts he exclaimed, 'fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit!' And then came to a halt."

by YaZoR May 8, 2003

Fuckhot

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight...so fucking hot a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)

Goddamnit that Robward Cullenson is just fuckhot, there is no other word to describe him! UNF!

by n7of9 May 19, 2009

fuckwit

Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.

"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

by SonOfSamus January 21, 2006

fuckshit dickhead

A contraction of the words fuck, shit and dickhead. Normally used if the person can't decide which is most appropriate for a given situation or if the situation requires the use of all 3.

Wow, Peter is such a fuckshit dickhead.

by barbariann December 4, 2007

Facebook Fuckwit

A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.

Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.

Fact

Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'

Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!

by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010

fuckshitbloodytitwank

Used to describe a situation that is utterly fucked up and/or shitty and/or bloody and/or tit-wankish. Can also be for a disagreement. Should be said in an english accent as an exclamation or interjection.

"You're a cocktit." This is just fuckshitbloodytitwank!
wait wait wait... a Fuck Shit Bloody Tit Wank? I love pizza too! -C. Tony

by Mark E. Mark October 16, 2007