FTW

An interjection meaning "Fut the wuck," a clever play of words off of "what the fuck."

Doctor: You have down syndrome.
Dude with down syndrome: FTW!

by proletaryat May 29, 2008

ftw

Fuck the what. It's like "what the fuck," except more confused.

Friend: Dude today I woke up in a land of magical unicorns and fairies and a miniature pirate gave me a pickle.
You: ...ftw?

by stephaz July 08, 2009

ftw

FTW? - Fuck The What?

The reverse of the commonly used internet abbreviation, WTF, which stands for "What the fuck". FTW? is used as a question after someone says "fuck this" or "fuck that"; or after someone says "WTF".

"WTF man! that's my junk your grabbing!"
"FTW? Your grabbing whose junk?"

by Joe Mammy July 26, 2009

FTW

Acronym For the Win. Usually used in forums and other online messaging. Sometimes used seriously but mostly sarcastically or in jesting

Guy 1: Whats better, Halo or Half Life?
Guy 2: Half Life FTW!

by whgresiak July 03, 2007

FTW

Fuck The World. Organized crime of hundreds of kids in canada.

-Yo, you see dem ft-dubs(ftw) over there wit dems cars homie?
-Yea?
-Ye. you know they choppin dem off

by robbyD August 12, 2007

FTW

an acronym for a phrase from the online comedy show jake and amir from collegehumor.com. FTW = For the Wolf.
to learn more visit jakeandamir.com or (possibly) collegehumor.com

usually when used it means "For the win" but as I am a huge J&A fan I always assumed it meant "for the wolf", until I had the common sense to look on here.

From the video Oil Spill
Jake: that's really sad
Amir: for me?
Jake: for the world.
Amir: for the wolf.

^ see? FTW!

by dearlove18 August 08, 2010

FTW

Fucking Time Waster.

For a Salesperson, an FT (short for FTW) is someone that comes to the shop only to ask about a product, with no intention of buying.

by jatigre1 April 05, 2011