friendzone crotch 

Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.

Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!

friendzone crotch by ooplesandbanoonoos August 18, 2012

Friendzone Sex 

When you are ex's and become friends again, but kinda still have feelings. So you fuck a lot in a day or 2, to get it out of your system.

Ian and Cadey became friends after breaking up and had a 24 hour sex window or Friendzone sex. So they could be friends and not make it awkward.

Friendzone Sex by AlexNMarcie January 8, 2018

friendzone for life 

n.

The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.

The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.

My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.

friendzone for life by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

friendzone friendly 

A form of friendliness that balances being polite and putting up boundaries. puts the individual in their place (the friendzone).

"Hey I don't like this guy but I don't want to be mean"
"Don't worry, just be friendly, but be friendzone friendly."

friendzone friendly by sexidale44 September 23, 2020

Friendzone Yourself 

Basically just another way of saying masturbate

You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself

Friendzone Yourself by Bbcnews December 6, 2021

Friendzone Herpes 

When A guy/girl That will not leave you alone is causing the root of all your problems.

"He wont leave me alone! And my mother thinks were dating now. My friends are leaving me , and so did my significant other." " Sounds like you've got Friendzone Herpes."

Friendzone Herpes by CannibalismIsMySpecialty February 28, 2016

Friendzone'd 

friendzone'd other whise known as being Raimo Janssen'd is a paticular space in wich a girl will never accept you as her lover but you 2 will always be friends.

Raimo Janssen: ik ben gewoon weer gefriendzone'd.
Romano: het komt gewoon omdat vrouwen je tegoed om waar te zijn vinden.
Raimo Janssen: Dat weet ik maar ik ben ook gewoon tegoed voor ze.
Romano: BOI je bent gewoon ene meme en je realtie leven is een meme.

Friendzone'd by III Romano III June 6, 2017