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Obloquy used to describe an individual who is highly emotional, acts melodramatic, and feels insecure around girls who the individual wants relationships with over the Internet.

Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.

Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.
He won't be snatchin' my girl; he's just a stupid freshmex.
freshmex by Jocose September 10, 2008

Freshershist

Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
muscular Oder Blocking Power that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.
Freshershist by Dr. Smell Good April 20, 2010

Champagne Freshies 

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first
Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters
Champagne Freshies by IDunkLe April 3, 2011
1. A young girl just coming into womanhood; a young, nubile girl.
Dude, I was riding my bike down by VCU and the most bangin' freshee asked me if she could ride on my handlebars! Hell Yes!! Then I rode her over to Belle Isle where we got to work on each other. What a great day.
freshee by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010

finley the freshers shark 

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

freshperson 

The professor used freshperson on a survey instead of freshman, he was later laughed at until the cows came home.
freshperson by brendan September 9, 2004