Obloquy used to describe an individual who is highly emotional, acts melodramatic, and feels insecure around girls who the individual wants relationships with over the Internet.
Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.
Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.
Outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. This is usually the result of Old Spice Products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice....P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
Dude, I was riding my bike down by VCU and the most bangin' freshee asked me if she could ride on my handlebars! Hell Yes!! Then I rode her over to Belle Isle where we got to work on each other. What a great day.