Skip to main content

Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
mugGet the Feels Jerk mug.

salty feels

When you are mad at someone but at the same time you are dying internally.
Because me and my friend are arguing, I'm having salty feels.
by User6802 April 11, 2016
mugGet the salty feels mug.
Related Words

Sounds good Feels good

only the best album to exist that was written by 5SOS. it will help you if you are going through anything. that album is meant to be your getaway!! stream the girl who cried wolf 😙✌️.
sounds good feels good hits different man ✋
by nzzjjdjdfh October 17, 2019
mugGet the Sounds good Feels good mug.

Forelsket

An euphoria when you beginning to fall in love or when you first fall in love.
D.O.: *looks at kai for the first time*
Kai: *looks at D.O. for the first time*
D.O. & Kai: I think I am beginning to Forelsket!

Or

Louis:Oops
Harry: Hi
Louis & Harry: I'm beginning to forelsket.
by Kaisooexo August 18, 2016
mugGet the Forelsket mug.

My Tummy Feels Funny

When you click to many times on an Orc Peon, or an Orc Grunt for that matter in Warcraft II. That is what you get, you sadistic freak.
"Heeheehee. My tummy feels funny!" - Orc Peon
by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005
mugGet the My Tummy Feels Funny mug.

Freasy

When one's hair is free and easy it is referred to as freasy - usually after washing.
Beant has just washed his hair, it's freasy at the moment.....
by Harphummo April 22, 2009
mugGet the Freasy mug.

Freels

Short for "fo reals" which means for real which means yes, okay, sure, see you there, etc.
Freels = fo reals = for real = yes, okay, sure, etc.

freels homie
by Harvil April 6, 2010
mugGet the Freels mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email