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friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015
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friendship account

When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.
Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|
by ticktacktoe September 25, 2017
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friendship knot

There are two variations of the Friendship Knot. The "Classical Friendship Knot" or simply "Friendship Knot", which is when two male friends form a lifelong heterosexual partnership by tying each others' penises together in a knot. There is nothing sexual about this ritual. It is a very meaningful event for the 2 friends participating, as it cements their lifelong bond of brotherhood.

The second variation is the "Oxford Friendship Knot" or "Underhand Friendship Knot" . This is a more playful event or experience that happens at clubs and parties, weddings, limousines, airports, etc. This is not a ritual or rite of passage, it is a hedonistic activity in most situations. The "Underhander" is when two males, (typically homosexual although not required or implied in any way) is similar to the Classical, however the penii are replaced by anal prolapses. The two men tie their prolapses anuses and usually colons together into a knot. This demonstration is far less culturally significant than the formal Friendship Knot, however it's popularity is growing rapidly as more and more people are performing it. The public performances have clearly caused a surge in watchers becoming participants soon after witnessing their first Friendship Knot,
Lance: I can't believe we did it, we've successfully gotten this organization off the ground. This calls for something special!!

Danny: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Lance: Bitch you know it.

Danny: *ties our dicks into a Friendship Knot and repeatedly slams it in the car door*
by DocH July 18, 2019
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Friendship

A mutual alliance between people to decimate their enemies together.
person 1: are we friends
person 2: yes
person 1: heck yeah friendship
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unique friendship

The friend that you do things with that you normally don't do with friends.
Unique Friendship No need to explain how unique our friendship is to others.
by M.B Qikie August 23, 2019
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the world/inferno friendship society

Adventure as a form of protest; Also known as the daring band and its cultish followers who will change your life for the better.
Last night at the World Inferno Friendship Society show I got drunk and had passionate sex with my waltz partner. But that was nothing new...
by Madame "Laura" December 2, 2004
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proximity friendship

A friendship that is formed when two people are put in a situation outside of their control. Most applicable when the two individuals have little in common and otherwise would not form a relationship.
Jim: "So how did you and Bob meet? The two of you don't seem like you have much in common."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
by Jonny T October 1, 2007
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