sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

Flapulence

A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.

"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."

by NahHeDidn't! November 3, 2023

Flapulence

See definition of Queef. Fanny fart, to expell air through the vagina.

My dear you appear to have flapulence

by KRuss336 June 15, 2024