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frackleheimer

An extremely fat purple fish. Typically when it is chopped in half it's blood sparkles and give you the power to turn anyone you want homosexual. The blood is typically rainbow colored and you can buy it at walmart in the automotive repair aisle.
P1: Edward Cullen is a frackleheimer!

P2: That would explain Jasper...
by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010
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frackett

Used to describe a type of person or behaviour.
Not really bad, but only sort of good. Kind of.
"He said he was feeling a little frackett this morning."
"You go over there and act frackett while I'll hide behind that monkey-puzzle tree and then steal her handbag."
by ballpointpenthief September 18, 2008
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Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.
Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
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Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)
Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.
by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010
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Freckle Fan

A person who is keen on sodomy, gay or otherwise. Some who enjoys "freckle fun".
I'm a freckle fan, an arse bandit, a turd burglar.
by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010
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Freckled Lemonade

A new-age drink made of pure win, basically urine and period blood over ice served with one of those toothpick umbrella's and a lemon wedge.
The bitch was on her rag, so, I figured I'd make her drink a freckled lemonade in return for the bloody dick.
by djGreenBuds October 9, 2010
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Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.
“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”
by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015
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