by Erøc November 21, 2006
Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...
by AdriennePurdue April 05, 2017
An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.
by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011
An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical star tattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILF or Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.
by IEknowledge March 23, 2009
Fuck i just dropped the ice pony and it shattered. Bro grab the foil and lets just smoke our way through the disappointment.
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by big fart in a hole April 30, 2008
by carcinoma July 15, 2009