According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

flicked

To be pulled over or caught by a police officer

Damn yo that party last night got FLICKED

by Adam Roberto May 27, 2006

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

Flake

A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.

Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.

by christy2011 May 18, 2011

Flake-Dance

The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.

Oh my its just like the flake dance

by das feind March 19, 2004

cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008