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flat is justice

A phrase evoked by weebs in reference to their preferred bust size. The quote originally came from the Lucky Star anime, but the origins are mostly forgotten by the people saying this line. It is occasionally used to refer to real life women, but is most popular in the anime community.

This term is currently in a strange place, where any anime girls who have flat chest are regarded by the community as "loli", regardless of perceived age or maturity. This results in anyone who likes flat chests being called a lolicon, who are increasingly being thought of as pedophiles. Due to this new popular perception, use this phrase at your peril. Or do what the rest of us do, and don't give a fuck what people on the internet think about your favorite size of oppai.
Guy 1: "I love big anime tiddies!"
Guy 2: "Flat is justice."
Guy 1: "Burn in hell, pedophile."
by OppaiAreEqual April 10, 2020
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Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
by Snarky48 June 17, 2013
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Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.
"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."
by nealisms November 4, 2011
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020
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flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.
I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.
by hen-peter October 23, 2011
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