Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.

Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.

by John PenBloc July 3, 2018

Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.

She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Flashbang

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.

“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”

by Dragdi March 11, 2022

Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.

XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged

by _Canadia April 6, 2021

Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.

"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"

by Felicxxx January 25, 2023