The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017
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Hey dev ,Alex gave me a really solid gift for my birthday,he shat on my chest while I jerked him off ,he called it a Filipino water pump
by Alexandevo March 13, 2018
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means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?
Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...
Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!
**Filipino Time**
Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...
Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!
**Filipino Time**
by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009
Get the Filipino Time mug.Filipino Rage is a anger that can only be summoned from those of filipino decent. The rage may result with yelling in a demonic-like voice, and the person gaining incredible strength.
Guy1: Did you just see that kid rip that desk in two?
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.
"Power level over 9000!!!"
Guy2: Yeah, he's got some mad filipino rage.
"Power level over 9000!!!"
by TheRevolution19 January 24, 2007
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Get the filipino spaghetti mug.A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.
Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.
John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.
Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.
John: What?
Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.
John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.
John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.
Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.
John: What?
Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.
John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.
by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014
Get the Filipino Red Neck mug.Filipino Mafia is a workplace setting, predominantly supervised by Filipinos, who treat Filipinos preferentially.
Rebecca didn't get the hours she wanted, because she can't talk to her supervisor in Tagalog. "I got screwed by the Filipino Mafia again!"
by SandShark September 20, 2013
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