farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Item-Fagging

Exclusively used in Mario Kart Double Dash.
The act of staying in the back of the race and collecting all of the good items.

Arthur: Wow, look at Eric Item-Fagging in the back.
Bill: Yea, what a bitch.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

mouth fagging

When a smoker has a drag at a cigarette so that smoke is inhaled into the mouth without reaching the lungs and exhales immediately. The habit is typically found among amateur smokers, movie actors and retarded teenagers smoking to look cool.

Nina doesn't smoke often but when she does she is just mouth fagging it.

by vogonjeltz November 12, 2013

Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

by Finsio August 20, 2009

farting around

Clean version of fucking around. Doing nothing in particular.

by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

scat farming

when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

by theredherring October 30, 2007