Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

failbunny

Wrong dutch translation of "faalhaas", but due to the better phonetic sound it is still used.

You're a failbunny!

PHAILBUNNY!!11ONEONE!!ELEVEN!!11!

by }Electrowolf{ June 30, 2009

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

faglordnigga

A faglord that loves fucking niggers

Why u such a faglordnigga

by ReeeeeeeeEEEeedhdj June 29, 2019

Fail trading

A user that is really bad at good decision making and consistently loses value every single time they've tried to complete a trade. (ROBLOX Related)

Roblox trader: Did you hear about that youtuber that overpayed 50k for a dying item that's getting lowballed?
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.

by HexxyFTW August 16, 2021

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008