A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.
Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.
by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018
Get the Fabian Haircut mug.A fucking gaybian that can't keep his hands to himself. Usually likes to state where he likes the dick. Example: "stop being such an asshole". See. He likes it in the shit cave. All Fabian Gutierrez' like it in the shit cave. or in the bung hole. same shit. Anyways. He's fucking gay.
by JesusCristo November 2, 2016
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👹 😈🔮vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb 🔮😈👹 ~ Fabian Augustin
by That negro22282 October 12, 2020
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by eric charlton December 10, 2008
Get the pullin a fabian mug.A sexy, sexy man who tends to date hott girls, dump them to fuck ugly girls and then try to get with other hott ones.
Dude, that guys is totally being a Fabian Quincey Bailey. Did you see those girls in the order of completion??
by CobraKiss March 7, 2009
Get the Fabian Quincey Bailey mug.There actually are different meanings of "being a Fabian".
Either, they act idiotic and reckless at other people's expense without knowing they're annoying.
Or they act like dummies and do something silly. People usually don't get when they are a Fabian - but in fact, everyone else does.
In either way, if you called "a Fabian", you should think about your actions and what effect they do have to other people.
Either, they act idiotic and reckless at other people's expense without knowing they're annoying.
Or they act like dummies and do something silly. People usually don't get when they are a Fabian - but in fact, everyone else does.
In either way, if you called "a Fabian", you should think about your actions and what effect they do have to other people.
(1)
Person 1: *"accidentally" nudges someone, laughs*
Person 2 (a friend): "Dude, you're such a Fabian..."
(2)
Person 1: *walking down a street; talkes to Person 2*
*crashes into a road sign* "Ouch.."
Person 2: *shakes head* "Wow, you're such a Fabian !"
Person 1: *"accidentally" nudges someone, laughs*
Person 2 (a friend): "Dude, you're such a Fabian..."
(2)
Person 1: *walking down a street; talkes to Person 2*
*crashes into a road sign* "Ouch.."
Person 2: *shakes head* "Wow, you're such a Fabian !"
by ItsjustRia November 16, 2018
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