m80 firefighter

The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes

Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work

by fuckupmind January 7, 2016

retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

by President toddler October 31, 2017

The Firefighter

An action performed during sex. It's when you cum so hard, far and alot that you're like a firefighter putting down a fire with your penis being the hose and your nuts being the truck.

I gave that nigga The Firefighter, shit's Insane!

by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022

Fivesight

The act of telling a story about an incident or event, where shortly thereafter the same or an extremely similar event occurs to the storyteller.

That was a strange episode of fivesight!

by adam fisch January 1, 2009

Freightraining

Tearing up dat ass with a force and power akin to dropping trou on some railroad tracks and getting rammed in the back side by a freight train.

Yo Amanda, I hope you don't have to work tomorrow. Imma be freightraining the fuck outta dat ass!

by PseudoZim88 August 20, 2017

Freightard

An ignorant or mentally challenged freight hauling truck driver.

Swift drivers are such freightards.

by Jessetoxik December 4, 2019

Hocotate Freight

Aa delivery company by hocotate. The president is Shacho and has two best employees Olimar and Louie.

Hocotate Freight delivers my packages.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021