This mystical entity doesn't have a fetish for your teeth, like her more widely known cousin Tooth Fairy, but rather for your brownies.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Here are the four steps of success (and they do not even involve placing anything unhygienic under your pillow!):
1. Enter the most sacred and do your duty on the altar. Do not worry about the size or the quality of your sacrifice, Fecal Fairy is understanding and doesn't discriminate.
2. If you happened to be a cunning one, you may now escape through the doorway you left open to maintain a quick escape route. Close the door afterwards for safety measures.
3. ???? Do whatever you want, live like every day could be your last. It's best not to think about the progress, doing that may jinx it.
4. Collect your part of the trade from the sink after a day or two, 'cause as you know: many sacrificers equals plenty of work. Hence, patience truly is a virtue. There's no shame in wearing a gas mask, real men use protection. The final sum may vary, but average payment is around 4 euros for each solid piece. Switching to Uzi fire- mode is banned by international fecal trade laws.
Pete: Damn Billy and his laxatives. I wish this house had a second toilet so I wouldn't be forced to handle my call of the wilds- moments at the kitchen's sink. Lucky Fecal Fairy, the poop economics must be the only branch of international business that aren't affected by the recession.
by Brother Louie February 17, 2009
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by goofyeedam456 July 25, 2022
An internet fairy is similar to the troll in that an individual anonomously pokes fun at unsuspecting individuals online. The distinction between the two can be made by the cute and endearing nature of the faerie that is practically harmless in nature.
internet fairies practice fairy-ing
internet fairies practice fairy-ing
"My entire blog was COVERED with animated kittens! when I woke up this morning"
"Must have been an internet fairy".
"Must have been an internet fairy".
by playafaerie February 27, 2012
An imaginary fairy that can be either male or female. It wears a pink ballerina outfit with fairy wings and announces its visits before throwing crack or pixy stix at the people it is visiting.
by Nightmares Walk March 09, 2009
An art director or client that makes numerous minor and/or pointless changes to a project, believing that what they're doing will make the project hundreds of times better.
Production guy #1: "Is that project done yet? It's got to go to press!"
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."
Production guy #2: "Nope, the client is still being a taste fairy."
Production guy #1: "Cripes, it's just a newspaper ad. It's not like it'll win an award."
by Maniac in a Speedo April 14, 2011
Definition of Zipper Fairies
1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank
3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX
See also Sorostitutes
1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank
3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX
See also Sorostitutes
by CrashLarue October 27, 2011