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A mysterious being who, after a guy has masturbated in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area.

Responsible for the disappearance of cum
"The tooth fairy takes teeth - the wank fairy takes jizz - simple as that"
by Benjalo November 16, 2009
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