Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011

Essay

A Mexican who can write

"Woah did you see Juan over there hes the new mexican at our school what an Ese"

"No jimmy you dumb fuck he can write so hes actually an Essay"

by Knuckiehater123 October 24, 2023

Essay

An essay is a written piece of work that presents an argument or a point of view on a particular topic. It is typically structured into paragraphs, each of which present a specific idea or argument that supports the overall theme of the essay. The purpose of an essay can vary widely, from informing the reader about a particular topic to persuading the reader to adopt a particular point of view. The structure of an essay typically consists of an introduction, a body, and a conclusion. The introduction provides an overview of the topic and sets the tone for the rest of the essay. The body of the essay contains the bulk of the content and is where the writer presents their arguments and ideas. The conclusion summarizes the main points of the essay and brings it to a close. There are many different types of essays, each with its own unique purpose and style, Some common types of essays include narrative, descriptive, expository, persuasive, and argumentative essays. The style of an essay can also vary widely depending on the intended audience and the purpose of the essay.

I just finished typing up my essay!

by giohyu May 9, 2023

Essay

What you should be working on instead of looking it up on urban dictionary.

"I am avoiding working on my essay by going on urban dictionary."
"This essay is long!"
"I have a very hard essay in class..."

by level20_XD December 11, 2022

Essayed

When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023