A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.
by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
I just got this long ass text from my ex telling me everything I did wrong, it's one hell of a Yee Yee Essay.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 02, 2024
When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test
by The Ferg Miester November 30, 2018
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.
Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay
by burningme August 10, 2011
An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
by Sofer November 01, 2010