Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 18, 2020

Essay

A brutal force of torture used by teachers to harass you.

Teacher: Today in class we are writing an essay!
All students the next day have not come back to school

by IHateSchoolandSoDoYou March 31, 2022

Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

you essay

noun

a phonetic way to spell “u.s.a.”, seldom and exclusively used for comedic effect.

“i was born and raised in the you essay.”

by orzwab June 7, 2025

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018