ava essay

ava essa is one of the best people you will EVER meet

"I love ava essay so much shes genuinely the best person on this planet"

by avaessay May 5, 2024

Essay

What you should be working on instead of looking it up on urban dictionary.

"I am avoiding working on my essay by going on urban dictionary."
"This essay is long!"
"I have a very hard essay in class..."

by level20_XD December 11, 2022

you essay

noun

a phonetic way to spell “u.s.a.”, seldom and exclusively used for comedic effect.

“i was born and raised in the you essay.”

by orzwab June 7, 2025

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

Essayed

Essayed (pronunciation) S.A'd = Sexual Assault

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police

by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023