Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(

Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022

Emogay

Someone who is emo and gay.

#1: Dude that guy is so emo.
#2: He acts gay though...
#3: Maybe he's Emogay.

by Sofea January 3, 2010

illegal emogrant

someone who thinks their emo but arent

that guy is such an illegal emogrant he thinks he emo just cause he wears black

by JP-of-krosa October 18, 2008

Emangency

An eMANgency is a men's fashion emergency.

Dave saw he had a gnarly nose hair before he picked up his date. This was definitly an eMANgency.

by smk274 September 7, 2011

OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified

Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?

by BER - T January 15, 2021

ebonglish

A cross between the english and ebonic language.

An ebonglish sentence: I axed my hurredresser if I could schedule an appointment on Thurday to get my hurre did.

by T-Bone & Lorenzo February 10, 2006

emogay

someone who likes emo who is therefore gay

emo is gay too

by e-moh-gay June 28, 2003