Elder

ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.

Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.

by Elder Berry March 2, 2009

Ellerey

Crazy girl with ginormous tits.

Oh my god. She's such an Ellerey.

by Jerbig January 15, 2009

Elmer's Bitches

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's

Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!

by WordCover December 29, 2011

elmers glue

the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.

Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.

by Scoopy J January 4, 2012

Elmeran

A really handsome man with a large honka ponka

Ayo, have you seen The Big Elmeran

by Kallamigpappa May 25, 2021

Love Elders

A term created by author Jeff Brown, 'love elders' are individuals who have had a vast range of relationship experiences and help to support others to heal from love connection, to sustain love connections, to understand the many challenges and delights that accompany great love in particular. Teachers of relationship as a spiritual practice.

I met my soul-mate but it was so difficult to handle all the feelings that came up in the connection. Luckily, we found some love elders who could help us to understand what was getting in our way and to teach us some techniques to keep the lines of communication open.

by Yehudah May 15, 2014

ellerd

To be one that contains ellerdish qualities. For example, extreme sarcasm, severe case of ADD, and a massive penis. anyone exihibating these qualities is an ellerd.

Wow ellerd put ur 3rd leg away.
OMG HE STOLE MY ELLERD.
I love you ellerd.

by eugene grinberg June 21, 2007