eddie

the absolute best guy ever

all the girls wanted the guy that was eddie

by obviously November 9, 2008

Eddied

(v) to get massively fucked, especially in a video game

In the game of risk yesterday Phil got Eddied, he attacked 3 troops with 21 and lost everything.

by Curtis Interouptous March 30, 2017

Eddy

Eddy is the most handsome Barista alive. His good looks intimidate cats and birds sometimes but that's okay. Eddy is well known for his on point coffee making skills as he does his work with precise milk measurement and steaming techniques. Other than eddy's appearance, he can also enchant ladies using his spell which only contains one word..... 'hot chocolate'

Ashley: why was it so busy yesterday at the coffee shop?
Danak: It was EDDY making the coffee

by SaltedCaramel.filo December 12, 2021

eddie

Typically a guy, and a complete nerd, loves to read, has a crazy imagination and killer looks. he's a bit shy and kind of awkward but totally lovable and easy to fall for once you get to know them.
they have beautiful eyes, and give the best hugs.
he is the closest to perfect you'll find.

- "do you see that guy over there?"
-"yeah that's eddie."
-"he looks so perfect."

by rd1997 December 1, 2015

eddie

The biggest gangsta around. One who has a huge dick. He's good looking, buff as hell, and is a thug.

Blonde: Did you see that guy who just passed by?

Brunette: I know, he looked like an eddie.

by 3Jaslene4 February 6, 2008

eddie

–adjective

Used to describe something bad ass. Eddie refers to 70's and 80's American rock singer-songwriter Eddie Money. If something is referred to as Eddie it is therefore "Money".

That shit was eddie.

by Drrock45 August 3, 2009

EDDIE

an irrelevant species that cannot seem to get any attention, so tries to stir things and lie about other people’s situations. when there’s a big reaction, he pretends this reflects his popularity and how much people like him. but usually he just gets bullied due to the fact he broke the law by shagging an underage girl, trying to conceal this from everyone for over a year but failing, as he cannot seem to do anything right. i’d avoid this particular species as there is a risk of catching aids, chlamydia and other undesirable diseases. he fits the stereotype of a ginger perfectly, if not exceeds it. he just manages to keep his friends (even though they too don’t like him “i’m really starting to dislike eddie”- Zeph Rubins) by inviting them round to his house and bribing them with alcohol. he is often located spying on children in mcdonald’s so beware. hide your underaged wife, and please, for gords sake, hide your kids.

Example 1
laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie

Example 2
ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia
laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine

by mathinson January 26, 2019