earth

John: man I hate earth

Derick: me to

earth by tv boi September 29, 2020

Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

Earth by 55shot November 2, 2020

The third planet from our solar system; our home planet.

I love earth!

Earth by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!

Earth by Ио November 11, 2020

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.

person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"

Earth by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?