Eli

Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.

Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!

by Nikuya July 23, 2012

Eli

A guy who has far too many girlfriends.

Eli is a cunt.

by AngryMustache June 11, 2018

Elis

1. Some1 One That is Realyy Cool
2. If Som1 Does Somthing Cool
3. To Recive a blow job whilt playing a video game

1.Omg, Elis Is Proper Cool
2. Lmao she/he just pulled an elis
3. Dude i got the best elis last night!

by eomeomeom October 20, 2008

eli

fucking hoe will break your heart in two. Don't ever date an eli!

Eli is such a heart-breaker.

by eli's ex! May 23, 2019

Eli

A Fucking crackhead

Person one: is that eli?
person 2: yea he’s a crackhead

by The cow says,” October 8, 2020

Eli

The guy that is very pale, cute, and you fall for without trying to. You’re best friend might disapprove, but mostly everyone will ship you with them.

“ Omg Eli is so hot”
“Zoe, all you do is talk about him”

by Thatonekoolgurl December 6, 2019

Elis

A name that is extraordinarily hard to find and one who possesses the name is usually a great person to be around.

I was with Elis yesterday, had an amazing time!

by Nanny Debora July 10, 2019