A nick-name for a really ugly big person with a huge head/neck. Also called Easter Island Head or Easter Island Face
by blahblahblahblahblahughhhhh November 04, 2009
An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend April 13, 2007
by yumcuminmytum August 30, 2020
When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"
Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.
by DEGOUCH1 April 29, 2009
This one takes either a very droopy set of balls, or a nasty butt slut. You put your balls in the ass of the girl while having intercourse.
by Neil B September 19, 2006
by slap nuts April 22, 2006
The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.
Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.
by toee April 16, 2006