Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.

yooo Dylan is so sweet

by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020

Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is that one guy with all the ass, this mf built like a dump truck.

Anthony: “Bro, have you seen Dylan’s ass?”
Dev: “Yeah bro, he puts all my hoes to shame”

by realJustCuz December 6, 2020

Dylan

A real savage ass nigga that got his friends back 24/7

That is a Dylan

by Name Fax February 16, 2021

Dylan

Weird

Dylan’s weird

by Tyroneion March 22, 2022

Dylan

He is a perfect guy. Mostly short. He's funny and has anger issues. If you ever come across a dylan, stay with him, if you dont, your loss.

Is that Dylan?
He is short.

by somekidthatyoudontknow January 22, 2022

Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022