Dudley Dursley

A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.

"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley

"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry

"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*

by Caleb K June 28, 2005

beat your dudley

A slang form of the word masterbation

I was beatin my dudley last night while i was thinking of your mom.

by Russell Collins June 22, 2005

duddling

a form of cuddling.

when i female duck has ducklings, she keeps them under her wings/breast.

only instead of a duck, it's when a girl lays, or cuddles, more or less on top of a guy rather than beside him.

"oh after sex last night we were duddling... until he couldn't breathe."

by awrobs September 29, 2009

Doddle rag

A cloth used to clear up seminal and vaginal fluids after intercourse. The cloth is often re-used during heavy bouts of intercourse.

I'm covered in spunk. Where's the doddle rag?

by Precs and Guaps October 3, 2012

poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

by Chance January 19, 2005

Dudley

Very intelligent beings, Awesome, down to earth, weird but cool. Good taste in music, sexy, very unique, and honest. They're also playful,and funny as hell. Not to mention random and calm.

Dude, your like a dudley. Fucking awesome and radical man.

by nolip February 25, 2010