Douchebag

An idiot sperm donor who doesnt bother to show up for his kids surgery.....

oh wait.. that was today and I overslept?? yup I must be a douchebag

by douchebags smarter ex-wife July 19, 2011

Douchebag

A term for a group of cycle enthusiasts (commonly used for group of loud motorcycles or road cyclists)

Carol and John’s conversation was interrupted when a douchebag of bikers roared by.

San needed to slam on his brakes when passing a douchebag of cyclists on a narrow road.

by Grylo September 28, 2018

douchebagicity

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag

I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity

by fred dugan April 20, 2008

douchebag

A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit.

or

A whiny pussy.

Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!

Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!

by Red D. March 2, 2008

douchebag

(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."

(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"

by anonymeow December 24, 2009

douchebag

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009

douchebag

brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife

You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.

by kissmy*** October 18, 2009