(noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
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(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).
(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).
Every hour that "distracticon" calls me to borrow something; it's no wonder I can't get anything done.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.
by Amorgansac June 24, 2021
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YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO THE BOYS HOW DARE YOU SHOW OUR SHOULDERS HAVE YOU NO SHAME
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love
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Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
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Get the Distractasize mug.When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
Get the Distraction Dick mug.A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.
As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"
"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
by _Eager_ August 12, 2024
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