Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirke

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.

He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.

“Have you guys heard this song?”

“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

Dirk

Nickname for renowned bassist Geddy Lee from the band "Rush".

You should have seen Dirk's wild bass solo last night

by TheInfoBringer February 23, 2019

Dirk

Can be used in any part of a sentence to describe how something is cool, brutal, awful, gut wrenching etc.

“God that’s so dirk”
“Son of a dirk”

“Smells like dirk”

by Elmoisdope11 June 7, 2019

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

Dirk

A dope. I.E. "i hooked up with the biggest dirk at the party."

This dirk I met the other night won't stop texting me.

by MELWISDOM November 23, 2017

lil bich dirk

A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick

You are a lil bich dirk

by nonameblank December 12, 2019