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dickface

The male version of the infamous 'duckface' avatar for girls. Consisting of a semi-intelligent look in the eyes and a closed hand under your chin. Looking like a real dick.
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by copykiller August 24, 2012
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dickspiders

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.
Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
by whitto April 9, 2008
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dickpack

a light-hearted insult; like "dick", but made diminutive and therefore less harsh through a nonsense suffix; needs not refer to a person who is an asshole or a prick and is thus not as specific as "dick".

The imagery involved is that of a six-pack, only with penises instead of long-neck beers.
"Back off, dickpack. I want the last slice of pizza."

"Man, that professor can't teach. What a dickpack."
by j hat May 16, 2006
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Dickspamtitus

An unfortunate medical condition, where a penis grows from the forhead. Dickspamtitus is unsightly, yet poses no medical threat. It is not able to be removed.
Look, that man's got dickspamtitus!
by Sarah The Bitch December 18, 2004
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dickface

The dumbest or newest guy on the job, generally in construction.
Senior employee needs help from someone who can not be trusted to work on his own. "HEY DICKFACE!" or "Where's my Dickface"
by asphalt yoda August 17, 2010
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dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation
Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.
by jmaffy November 4, 2021
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Dicksuace

The after math of last night Aka cum
Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits
by anonymous January 3, 2022
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