deuce

An act of immense aiming ability while giving a facial. The donor is not satisfied just to coat face of recipient, but also looks to fill not one, but both nostrils.

The old lady couldnt help but admire my talents after I pulled off the deuce.

by SL2000 October 12, 2008

Deuce

When someone gets superr (mega) drunk!

I Got MEGA DEUCED Last night!!!

by CrzyChicky January 25, 2009

deuce

a way of calling someone stupid or retarded looking.

look at that stupid face! he's a all dueced out, DEUCE!

by KornFromPico August 8, 2006

deuce

Someone who is generally unliked, or considered a "fag".

Wow, that kid is such a deuce.

by Zac Lemons December 25, 2007

Deuce

Deuce a synonym for the word deal,

As in "whats the deuce?" , "The deuce-deuce" and "The Deuce-Nosis". A way of talking co workers and friends in an aggravating manner . A variation of whats the deal . Whats the deuce-deuce as whats goin on. And of course, "the Deuce-Nosis" as a means to ask whats the plan. The Deuce-Nosis is a compound word comprised of the deuce and the prognosis. This was born from the earlier meaning of deuce referring to the act of defecating i.e Got to drop a deuce.

by 954ink July 6, 2009

deuce

a small genatalia

Man did u see nic he has a deuce!

by Deucedeuce April 4, 2009

Deuce

A fat kid who plays a sport and has no talent but gives his best effort at all times

Did you see that deuce playing basketball ?

by JohnnyDepp777 April 20, 2010