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Delayna

Delayna is really smart but has a really dumb personality. She knows when it's time to act serious and when she should act funny. She has an awful sense of humor that makes her even more funny. She can be a bit quiet but once you get to know her, she will surprise you with how loud and annoying she can be. She isn't the prettiest person but tries her best to be friendly and inviting.
Person #1- Dang Delayna is smart!

Person #2- Just wait until you get to know her. She is completely different.
by _depression November 10, 2019
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Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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Delaynee

She is super hot and has a nice butt. She can easily hurt someone that puts her in a pissy mood. She is super popular and has lots of friends. She also is a heart breaker and is AMAZING at kissing.
"She is such a Delaynee"
by Softballadtic February 3, 2017
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Tony Delay

When someone does not listen correctly to a conversation, and then after an unspecified amount of time, talks about said conversation verbatim.
T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
by G-pooch January 21, 2009
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Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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Dump Delay

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009
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Transdadlantic delay

A common occurence when speaking to one's father, involving the father leaving a large pause after being asked a question. This is more common in elderly parents.
Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...

Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010
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