derp 

n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY!!
Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP!!

derp by Derp7 June 28, 2010

Derp 

noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.

"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"

Derp by DerpyCoal March 5, 2015

derp 

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

derp by Derping Fantastic October 16, 2010

derp 

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

derp by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

Derp 

Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

Derp by Macie Land September 21, 2011

Derp 

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"

Derp by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011

derp 

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

derp by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008